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    <title>peteg's blog   2007-02-06-FadeToBeige.autumn</title>
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    <title>&lt;a href=&quot;http://dir.salon.com/topics/salman_rushdie/index.html&quot;&gt;Salman Rushdie&lt;/a&gt;: October 2001: The Attacks on America</title>
    <link>http://peteg.org/blog/2007/12/11#2007-12-11-Rushdie-AttacksOnAmerica2001</link>
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&lt;p&gt;

&lt;em&gt;This is an old article that is probably redundantly reproduced
here now that the &lt;a href=&quot;http://nytimes.com/&quot;&gt;New York Times&lt;/a&gt; has opened their archive. I find it
strangely concordant with &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.schneier.com/&quot;&gt;Bruce Schneier&lt;/a&gt;'s expert opinion.&lt;/em&gt;
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    &lt;p&gt;

      In January 2000's column I wrote that 'the defining struggle of the
      new age would be between Terrorism and Security', and fretted that to
      live by the security experts' worst-case scenarios might be to
      surrender too many of out liberties to the invisible shadow warriors
      of the secret world. Democracy requires visibility, I argued, and in
      the struggle between security and freedom we must always err on the
      side of freedom. On Tuesday September 11, however, the worst-case
      scenario came true.

    &lt;/p&gt;

    &lt;p&gt;

      They broke our city. I'm among the newest of New Yorkers, but even
      people who have never set foot in Manhattan have felt her wounds
      deeply, because New York in our time is the beating heart of the
      visible world, tough-talking, spirit-dazzling, Walt Whitman's 'city of
      orgies, walks and joys', his 'proud and passionate city - mettlesome,
      mad extravagent city!' To this bright capital of the visible, the
      forces of invisibility have dealt a dreadful blow. No need to say how
      dreadful; we all saw it, are all changed by it, and must now ensure
      that the wound is not mortal, that the world of what is seen triumphs
      over what is cloaked, what is perceptible only through the effects of
      its awful deeds.

    &lt;/p&gt;

    &lt;p&gt;

      In making free societies safe - safer - from terrorism, our civil
      liberties will inevitably be compromised.&lt;sup&gt;1&lt;/sup&gt; But in return
      for freedom's partial erosion, we have a right to expect that our
      cities, water, planes and children really will be better protected
      than they have been. The West's response to the September 11 attacks
      will be judged in large measure by whether people begin to feel safe
      once again in their homes, their workplaces, their daily lives. This
      is the confidence we have lost, and must regain.

    &lt;/p&gt;

    &lt;p&gt;

      Next: the question of the counter-attack. Yes, we must send our shadow
      warriors against theirs, and hope that ours prevail. But this secret
      war alone cannot bring victory. We will also need a public, political
      and diplomatic offensive whose aim must be the early resolution of
      some of the world's thorniest problems: above all the battle between
      Israel and the Palestinian people for space, dignity recognition and
      survival. Better judgement will be required on all sides in the
      future. No more Sudanese aspirin factories to be bombed, please. And
      now that wise American heads appear to have understood that it would
      be wrong to bomb the impoverished, opressed Afghan people in
      retaliation for their tyrannous masters' misdeeds, they might apply
      that wisdom, retrospectively, to what was done to the impoverished,
      oppressed people of Iraq. It's time to stop making enemies and start
      making friends.

    &lt;/p&gt;

    &lt;p&gt;

      To say this is in no way to join in the savaging of America by
      sections of the left that has been among the most unpleasant
      consequences of the terrorists' attacks on the United States. 'The
      problem with Americans is...' - 'What America needs to understand...'
      There has been a lot of sanctimonious moral relativism around lately,
      usually prefaced by such phrases as these. A country which has just
      suffered the most devastating terrorist attack in history, a country
      in a state of deep mourning and horrible grief, is being told,
      heartlessly, that it is to blame for its own citizens' deaths. ('Did
      we deserve this, sir?' a bewildered worker at Ground Zero asked a
      visiting British journalist recently. I find the grave courtesy of
      that 'sir' quite astonishing.)

    &lt;/p&gt;

    &lt;p&gt;

      Let's be clear about why this &lt;i&gt;bien-pensant&lt;/i&gt; anti-American
      onslaught is such appalling rubbish. Terrorism is the murder of the
      innocent; this time, it was mass murder. To excuse such an atrocity by
      blaming US-government policies is to deny the basic idea of all
      morality: that individuals are responsible for their
      actions. Furthermore, terrorism is not the pursuit of legitimate
      complaints by illegitimate means. The terrorist wraps himself in the
      world's grievances to cloak his true motives. Whatever the killers
      were trying to achieve, it seems improbable that building a better
      world was part of it.

    &lt;/p&gt;

    &lt;p&gt;

      The fundamentalist seeks to bring down a great deal more than
      buildings. Such people are against, to offer just a brief list,
      freedom of speech, a multi-party political system, universal adult
      suffrage, accountable government, Jews, homosexuals, women's rights,
      pluralism, secularism, short skirts, dancing, beardlessness, evolution
      theory, sex. These are tyrants, not Muslims. (Islam is tough on
      suicides, who are doomed to repeat their deaths through all
      eternity. However, there needs to be a thorough examination, by
      Muslims everywhere, of why it is that the faith they love breeds so
      many violent mutant strains. If the West needs to understand its
      Unabombers and McVeighs, Islam needs to face up to its bin Ladens.)

    &lt;/p&gt;

    &lt;p&gt;

      United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan has said that we should
      now define ourselves not only by what we are for, but by what we are
      against. I would reverse that proposition, because in the present
      instance what we are against is a no-brainer. Suicidist assassins ram
      wide-bodied aircraft into the World Trade Centre and Pentagon and kill
      thousands of people: um, I'm against that. But what are we for? What
      will we risk our lives to defend? Can we unanimously concur that all
      the items in the above list - yes, even the short skirts and dancing -
      are worth dying for?

    &lt;/p&gt;

    &lt;p&gt;

      The fundamentalist believes that we believe in nothing. In his
      world-view, he has his absolute certainties, while we are sunk in
      sybaritic indulgences. To prove him wrong, we must first know that he
      is wrong. We must agree on what matters: kissing in public places,
      bacon sandwiches, disagreement, cutting-edge fashion, literature,
      generosity, water, a more equitable distribution of the world's
      resources, movies, music, freedom of thought, beauty, love. These will
      be our weapons. Not by making war, but by the unafraid way we choose
      to live shall we defeat him.

    &lt;/p&gt;

    &lt;p&gt;

      How to defeat terrorism? Don't be terrorized. Don't let fear rule your
      life. Even if you are scared.

    &lt;/p&gt;

    &lt;hr /&gt;

    &lt;p&gt;

      1. When I wrote these words, I'd meant to say that we'd probably be
      subjected to more annoying, intrusive checks at airports. I failed to
      forsee the eagerness with which Messrs Ashcroft, Ridge, etc. would set
      about creating the apparatus of a more authoritarian state.
    &lt;/p&gt;

    &lt;p&gt;

      &lt;small&gt;Reproduced here (partly to counteract the web's amnesia)
      without permission from the essay collection &lt;span
      class=&quot;title&quot;&gt;Step Across This Line&lt;/span&gt;, Copyright Salman
      Rushdie, 2002.&lt;/small&gt;

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    <title>Photos of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.unsw.edu.au/&quot;&gt;UNSW&lt;/a&gt; as it once was.</title>
    <link>http://peteg.org/blog/2007/08/27#2007-08-27-BradUNSWPhotos</link>
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&lt;p&gt;

Finally someone &amp;mdash; in this case &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/db/staff/info/bradh.html&quot;&gt;Brad Hall&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; has put up
some photos of the Kensington campus as it may once have been. So &lt;a href=&quot;http://facebook.com/&quot;&gt;FaceBook&lt;/a&gt; has &lt;a href=&quot;http://peteg.org/blog/noise/2007-08-06-DesktopTowerDefence.autumn&quot;&gt;another
purpose afterall&lt;/a&gt;, even if it is only as a poor man's &lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/&quot;&gt;Flickr&lt;/a&gt;.

&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;

&lt;li&gt;&lt;a
href=&quot;http://unswedu.facebook.com/album.php?aid=9001&amp;amp;l=a16f9&amp;amp;id=607287737&quot;&gt;1990&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;

&lt;li&gt;&lt;a
href=&quot;http://unswedu.facebook.com/album.php?aid=8999&amp;amp;l=0a537&amp;amp;id=607287737&quot;&gt;1991&lt;/a&gt;
(some photos of the &lt;a href=&quot;http://peteg.org/blog/cs/2007-01-03-Trees.autumn&quot;&gt;upside-down tree&lt;/a&gt;.)
&lt;/li&gt;

&lt;li&gt;&lt;a
href=&quot;http://unswedu.facebook.com/album.php?aid=8997&amp;amp;l=a8a6f&amp;amp;id=607287737&quot;&gt;1992&lt;/a&gt;
(the tree and the old fountain that stood out the front of the
Elec. Eng. building.)&lt;/li&gt;

&lt;li&gt;&lt;a
href=&quot;http://unswedu.facebook.com/album.php?aid=8996&amp;amp;l=22424&amp;amp;id=607287737&quot;&gt;1993&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;

&lt;/ul&gt;

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    <title>Ah yes, I remember O-Week.</title>
    <link>http://peteg.org/blog/2007/02/16#2007-02-16-CBS</link>
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&lt;p&gt;

When I started at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.unsw.edu.au/&quot;&gt;UNSW&lt;/a&gt; I didn't go to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oweek.unsw.edu.au/&quot;&gt;O Week&lt;/a&gt;, and I guess that must
have scarred me for life. Tales of all-night booze ups, predatory behaviour
and insane yellow shirts in jumping castles only come second-hand to
me. Anyway, I found it wryly amusing that &lt;a
href=&quot;http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/oweek-anger-at-uni-ban-on-politics/2007/02/15/1171405374582.html&quot;&gt;CSU
has disallowed the political parties from having stalls&lt;/a&gt;. Back in my day,
it was the Christians that clashed with the powers which protect the youth
from sullied minds.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

Circa 1994 or 1995, Campus Bible Study (CBS) wasn't registered with CASOC
(the Guild's Clubs and Societies coordination and funding committee) for
reasons unbeknownst to me, and so some wags got together to register CBS,
the Children Born of Satan, inaugurating their club by sacrificing a
watermelon on the Quad lawn. The &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oweek.unsw.edu.au/&quot;&gt;O Week&lt;/a&gt; rules were that only
CASOC-registered clubs can approach the mobs of first years and solicit
their membership, and there was a lot of rumbling about the lack of teeth in
CASOC's response to the unofficial CBS, whose actions were deemed predatory
and unseemly by many. (I grant there may have been some anti-Christian
sentiment in all that, but some rules were violated as I recall.)

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

Anyway, this got resolved some time in the late 90s when the officially
registered CBS folded and the CBS as we know and love it got CASOC approval
to do what the hell they wanted during &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oweek.unsw.edu.au/&quot;&gt;O Week&lt;/a&gt;.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

(By all means correct my faulty memory in the comments.)

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

... and it seems &lt;a href=&quot;http://peteg.org/blog/noise/OldOldOld/2007-02-06-FadeToBeige.autumn&quot;&gt;the answer to
whether Sydney Uni has an O-Week&lt;/a&gt; is now a &lt;a
href=&quot;http://www.oweek.com.au/&quot;&gt;definite yes&lt;/a&gt; (whatever it was before).

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    <title>From the archive (not by me): &lt;span class=&quot;title&quot;&gt;Fade to Beige&lt;/span&gt;</title>
    <link>http://peteg.org/blog/2007/02/06#2007-02-06-FadeToBeige</link>
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&lt;img src=&quot;http://peteg.org//static/FadeToBeige.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;[Fade to Beige]&quot; width=&quot;600&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; /&gt;

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&lt;strong&gt;&lt;i&gt;...the bland leading the bland down corridors of beige...&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

As this campus is being reconstructed into a super-uni where only the biggest
and fittest faculties survive, its intellectual and atmospheric properties are
being coloured over by the blue and beige paint. Soon students will have to walk
around in uniforms, differentiated by symbols emblazed on jackets representing
the faculties to which they are allowed to belong. The upside down tree, once
located near the construction site outside the architecture building, was a
statue of hope in the milieu of indifference. It represented a moment of
mother nature's turmoil and the possibility of recourse to sameness. A tree that
meant more in death than in life. In its non-existence we have been left with a
cenotaph parading as a Library. 'UNSW RIP' it barks at the city of Sydney.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

Colour is where this campus is at. As life has ebbed away from campus 2052
colour has been the flotsam that has surrounded the island of the chancellery.
Well, to be closer to a truth, it has been the jetsam ejected froom all aspects
of campus life, be it political, emotional or edible. Soon all the dye will be
drained from the most resplendent icons on campus, and what will be left?
exactly what was there in the beginning - sameness. A void... avoid.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center&quot;&gt;

&lt;strong&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;lt;fade out to flashback&amp;gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

A naive middle-class 17 year-old boy arrived at Eddy Avenue in the early part of
1990. He was ready to be transported through the corridor of Surry Hills, this
time by a blue bus and not the family volvo going to the Easter show, along the
leafy parades named after our beloved ancestors to finally reach an institution
that was surrounded by spike-topped fences - to keep them in or keep them out?
We all wondered.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

It was a warm summer's day as hundreds of greenhorns stepped off the 393 to be
greeted by people bathed in yellow. More happy to see us than our parents at our
birth, the colourful fuckers yelled in unison, &quot;Follow us! We will show you that
there's more to uni than studying.&quot; Wow, we all thought. You can be cool and
have fun too at Kenso Tech.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

After hours of lectures that made you feel like you just re-entered year 7, the
yellow coated jellybeans dragged you around campus espousing myths like this
place is better than Disneyland. Geeze, does this site of ugly brick buildings
and as little grass as the CBD situated on a fucking hill have a soul? What else
would drive fifty or so students to wear the same t-shirt for a week just to
show a bunch of freshers around? Answer: the bar.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

Does Sydney Uni have an O-week? Or more importantly does Sydney need an O-week?
For some reason UNSW feels like the life is dripping out of it. It is being
slowly suffocated by an overdoes of sameness. The yellow shirts, in all the
naive glory, try to stop this institution without a soul from sinking deeper
into the depths of beige. They ought to be congratulated for their effort, but
it was doomed from its inception.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

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&lt;strong&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;lt;fade to present - vaseline lens&amp;gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

Ah Esmes, the last bastion of intellectual and spiritual life remaining on
this campus. Imagine crusty orange chairs encapsulated by booths. To get out
of them you had to climb over people and mind their coffees. So old and
cruddy was the furniture and the carpet that you felt, or well &lt;i&gt;I&lt;/i&gt;
felt, at home.  Searching for the pile of disposable ash trays amongst
students pretending not to be as bourgeoisie as their parents you felt a
company (even with total strangers). Is this life? Was this spirit? I don't
know. But it was a melange of shitty short blacks, intellectual diversity,
difference and acceptance. The cappuccinos always had a filthy froth and the
film on the long blacks was the envy of Cecil B. de Mille. Thas was then,
but what about now?

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

The Union, to which you pay &lt;$181 /&gt; a year for food, entertainment and yellow
shirts (yes, I know that the last two on the list can be considered one and
the same) renovated Esmes &lt;i&gt;(you call neon signs, plastic plants and faux
wrought iron chairs renovated??? - eds)&lt;/i&gt; when it was where Badabagan now
is and then moved it to where it is currently. Better view. Better
coffee. No atmosphere. Is not the University Union, to which the students
elect the board members, responsible for the lack of colour on this campus? 
Is it possible that places such as the bar and Esmes are lifeless because
the people who control and run them treat students and stadd as a
homogeneous mass who are to be treated like sheep about to be shorn? It's as
though a bunch of them sat in a boardroom and said &quot;Let's give the masses
the illusion that they have control over their consumption - 10% off if you
show your student card, that'll placate the non-believers.&quot; Soon the uniform
of the Union lackeys will be that of beige and not of hypocritical yellow,
and beige coloured lattes will become the portion controlled beverage of
UNSW inc. Only the radicals willing to be outed will dare to order a short
black.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

The Student Guild though has been moderately active in responding to this
campus' fading into beige. One &lt;i&gt;could&lt;/i&gt; suggest that they are partly
responsible for the bland out of this uni, I mean they wear beige shirts
accompanied by only the merest splash of purple (or is it mauve?), and they
have certainly been complicit in the creeping conservatism. Then if you look
at the percentage of people who actually get around to voting in Guild
elections then you see that 90% of students are participate in a form of
passive euthanasia - they are helping to kill their own environment. The
rave on the lawn earlier this year organised by the Student Guild and the
politics behind it (temporary autonomous zones) was a shining light in a
very dim fog and should be embraced as a method to respond to the blanding
out of UNSW. It made me feel that I was being confronted by new ideas and
experiences; and having fun at the same time.  All colours of the rainbow
shone across the campus that day.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

&quot;Why has thou forsaken me?&quot; yells the spirit of this campus. Or is it the
cry of St. George campus students to the self-made God, John Niland? What
difference does it make as this university moves towards a metaphorical
crucifixion, not to rise again in three days, but to fade to beige.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

&lt;strong&gt;&lt;i&gt;toothpick&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;

&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;hr /&gt;

&lt;p&gt;

&lt;i&gt;This article appeared in deaTHARUNKA (issue #14, '96), the student rag at
UNSW.&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;hr /&gt;

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    <title>Another trawl through the not-authored-by-me archive.</title>
    <link>http://peteg.org/blog/2007/02/06#2007-02-06-smoke</link>
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large&quot;&gt;burn FAST burn BRIGHT&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Post Political Smoking: Is Tobacco the Heroin of the Next Millenium?

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

&lt;i&gt;Ruby E. Royal&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

It is happening again. In backstreets and alleyways, schoolyards and
bedrooms, the pungent aroma of smoking tobacco is staging a comeback.
Faced with the hassles of maintaining expensive smack or crack habits,
junkies and drug afficiandos alike are rediscovering the joys of
tobacco. The number of young smokers is actually increasing despite
increased awareness of smoking and its bundle of assorted dangers.
Mainstream persecution of smoking has made it such an uncool and
distasteful pastime that it has paradoxically renewed its rebel appeal
and counter-culture chic. Demonised by scientists, the media and recent
government anti-smoking campaigns, tobacco is looking to be the dope of
choice as we head into the new millenium. Smoking 'schwag' has become an
act of nihlism and disinterest, the perfect vice for today's cynical,
disaffected youth. It's strengthened status as 'fringe activity' has
turned the famous convivality of the 'smokers bond' into an emblem of
cultural identity, of solidarity between disparate individuals.
Whispered with the conspiratorial urgency of any secret society, the
knowing looks and loaded subtext behind &quot;Got a light?&quot; have made it the
definitive pick-up line of the century.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

Marijuana is passe, it dulls the senses and carries too much hippie
baggage for today's forward looking radicals. The new-wave of
nicotine-surfers describe a high that is more intellectual than physical
- a euphoric experience of freedom sourced in a rejection of
contemporary social mores. In lighting up, they are saying &quot;Whatever!&quot;
to an increasingly confusing and catastrophic world. With antagonistic
relish and odious selfishness, the new smoker partakes in the sadistic
pleasure of tormenting their oppressively moral and puritanically
rational non-smoking neighbours. This determined refusal to surrender
personal desires to those of the consensus, has canonized smoking as an
individualistic and life-affirming assertion of &quot;I am here, watch me
breathe!&quot; - a triumphant display of being able to do whatever the hell
you want, despite the controlled and regulated environments we live in.
The &quot;Bring 'em on!&quot; attitude of famous chain-smokers such as John Wayne
and Dennis Leary appeals to universal desires for empowerment,
re-investing the atomised individual with the freedom to flaunt the
tyranny of 'common-sense' and to give the finger to mainstream opinion. 

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

Vices are pleasurable because their irrationality lies closer to the
essence of the human condition. Consequently, each cigarette offers the
individual the heady rush of invulnerability that comes with sucking at
death's nipple - the ultimate disposability of life personified in a
symbolic gesture of confrontation with the infinite. With each drag the
modern smoker is saying &quot;Come on death! I'll take you on, but on my
terms.&quot; The very damaging properties of tobacco supplied as readons for
not smoking have instead been turned on their head and incorporated into
the smoker's philosophy. Lung cancer? Heart Disease? Death? &quot;That's the
whole point!&quot; they exclaim, &quot;It's death at your disposal!&quot; 

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

This cynical god-complex has proved popular with kids facing another
seventy years of fatalistic existence in a world plagued by serial
disaster. The traditional anti-smoking reproaches such as &quot;Each smoke
takes five minutes off your life&quot; fall short of Generation Me's gritty
social realism. With black humour they reply &quot;As if I'll get a root in
the last five minutes of my life anyway!&quot; The trade-off is alluring -
increase the intensity of youth at the expense of decrepit old-age -
live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse. So what if smoking
is a filthy habit? That's half the attraction for a generation which has
embraced the trash aesthetic and junkie culture as more than a pastime,
but a way of life. 

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

A whole philosophy has grown up around abuse and excess, colonising our
pop-culture and collective consciousness as evidenced by the long list
of famous addicts-for-their-art and substance-martyrs. Models, actors,
rock stars, painters, writers - anyone with any talent appears to be
hooked on something. It's not hard to see why every little boy and girl
wants to appropriate an addiction for themselves. The problem is serving
them all in an orderly and efficient manner. Hence cigarettes -
habitual, easy to manufacture, but above all, bad for you. You don't
need to be intelligent to do them, there's no messing around with
needles or teaspoons, mirrors or razors, no risk of flashbacks or
overdosing. It's Russian Roulette made cheap and easy. Unlike their
predecessors, who had to indulge their escapism covertly and illicitly,
the nicotine addict has the advantage of being able to score almost
anytime, anywhere, from newsagents, supermarkets, even petrol stations!
Tobacco is also retro enough to claim a mythology of its own; as an
appetite suppressant it keeps you thin at the same time as giving you
the voice of a blues singer! No wonder it's being hailed as the perfect
drug.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

There are certain rules to be observed with any addiction however.
'Nicking' (a cute tag for nicotine withdrawal) is taken for granted -
it's what you do with it that counts. It's not enough to get the shakes
or fidgety fingers, the enlightened smoker must convey the deeper
meaning behind voluntary dependency, a recognition of humanity's tenuous
place in this impassionate and unpredictable world. This is the age of
the masochist, the martyr, and smoking is the most favoured
choose-your-own-noir adventure. In a nihilist world, tobacco is the
nihilist's choice. As any hardened smoker will gladly explain (between
drags) &quot;Smoking kills? Oh tell me something I don't know baby. The
entire boat's sinking and if you want to drown in your seat that's your
choice. The world is fucked and every one of us is dying a little bit
each day, so you may as well choose your own exit, and enjoy yourself
while you're at it. I'm gonna roll my way to heaven, up there in smooth
clouds of ready-rubbed Class A. You have to respect that. There's
nothing more infantile or prudish than the limp-wristed crowd of
puritans making exaggerated hand gestures and gasping like beached
whales. Don't they know the three great consumptive pleasures in life -
sex, coffee, chocolate - are all made better with a good smoke? Smoking
is everything. Smoking is the light at the end of the tunnel, through
which the world is going to hell in a handbag. We're all blindfolded
prisoners in front of the firing squad see? Any last requests? Well
yeah, gimme a smoke.&quot;

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This article won the author a creative writing competition at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.unsw.edu.au/&quot;&gt;UNSW&lt;/a&gt;
sometime in the late 90s.

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