The screaming baby - stay home, hire a babysitter or don't breed
The women who laughs at everything, and I mean everything, including Lethal Weapon 4 previews
The man who continually coughs up phlegm - I call him phlegm man and wonder if he uses his green substance in the same way the Green Lantern uses his green power
The talkers - go home and watch a video or go to a café and talk
The canoodlers - make out at home rather than moan throughout the film
The fidgeter - some people should be strapped to their chairs like Malcolm MacDowell in A Clockwork Orange
The pre-emptor, who always tells you what is about to happen - hit them from behind so they don't see it coming
Basically I hate people degrading the value of my pleasure.

sebastian niemand
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